SPAM! JUNK|! NUMEROUS SPAM

Oh, horrible spam! It's everywhere showing up in my inbox. Millions of emails every day, all packed with useless information. I just want to shout at the highest of my lungs! Honestly, how can anyone tolerate this plague? Possibly spammers live trying to sellme something. Certainly they're justbored. Whatever, I need a break! {Get in Me, Be